Eat the bean [[ eat the bean ]] [[ Don't eat the bean ]] Bean good You eat the bean. Ur tummy is rumbly! [[ shit pants ]] [[ dont shit pants ]] You didnt eat the bean. You carry about your boring life beanless. The end You let the brown explode down ur pantleg. While catastrophic it is freeing. You are relieved.Choice is an illusion, your body shits itself. You have no free will.